Remind me not to steal bread in France. It isn’t worth the pain.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger